Sheldon's Blog

Hey Congress!! ARE YOU DEAF?!!

July 4th, 2013 by Sheldon

If 90% of the voting public was against the bailouts and 75% against the un-ending wars, and the Congress doesn’t listen, what is the point?  The phrase “elected representative” is soon to be totally pointless.  I know many people who don’t even vote anymore because then are aware of two things.

First, our two party system is actually two heads on the same snake.  Since Obama’s election, it has been more of the same.  I am glad that my anti-war jokes are still relative, but I would be much happier if we weren’t wasting a trillion dollars a year in wars with no end and no point.

Second, and perhaps even more appalling, is the idea that our presidency is hand-picked by the powers that be.  Groups like the Bilderbergers, Council on Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission are unelected power players that have a greater say over our country’s decision making process than our own so-called representatives.  Could it be that our previous and current presidents, since JFK, are nothing more than puppets?

If either of the above premises is true, then our constitutional republic is less of a democracy and more of a façade.  The façade however, is slowly unraveling in the face of monetary disaster.  As retirement accounts are stolen, Social Security payments disappear, and the value of the dollar is flushed down the toilet, people might actually pull their heads away from reality television and focus on reality.  The truth they say is more interesting than fiction.

Is everything a joke?

June 11th, 2013 by Sheldon

I am Sheldon, a stand-up comic who performs across the country, so I have to look at things and find the funny in them.  It is not always easy to do, especially if you want to actually say something while you entertain people.  Bill Hicks and George Carlin are two comics that understood the power of combining humor with truth.  Today, more and more often, as you take a look at the official story, it seems that EVERYTHING is a joke.

 

The Swine flu is a joke.  Baxter pharmaceutical, a pharmaceutical company who knowingly sold HIV infected blood in the 80’s, was recently caught “accidentally” mixing live bird flu with regular flu vaccines. Now, guess who has been tapped by the WHO to lead the efforts in producing the vaccine for the Swine Flu?  Baxter!  Fool me once.. Aids from you.  Fool me twice and the world suffers from a global pandemic from a manufactured bio-weapon.  Oh Baxter!  You devil!  Seriously, are you SATAN?!

 

According to most scientists, the current strain of the H1N1 flu or the Swine Flu is about as dangerous as the regular flu.  The scary part is that for this to have been a natural combination, an infected bird from North America would have had to infect pigs in Europe, then be re-infected by those same pigs and fly to Asia to infect pigs there, and those Asian pigs then mutated the virus once again to become human transmittable, and then a human would have had to catch that virus from the Asian pigs — in Mexico! I remember my grandpa telling me that I would be a famous comedian when pigs fly!!!!  This is my year people!!!!!

 

Some jokes aren’t that funny.  Don’t be afraid to speak the truth.  It is all we have left.  The government has silently built over 600 Civilian Inmate Labor Camps over the past 6 years, also known as FEMA camps.  Camp!?  How Fun?  I wonder what I have do to sign up for that?  Protest? According to our government, protesting is now considered terrorism.  Thank God we don’t do that anymore.  HELL NO!  WE WON’T PROTEST!  HELL NO!  WE WON’T PROTEST! What kind of games are going to be played at a FEMA CAMP anyway?   Spin the vaccine?  Hide and never be heard from again?   Truth, I dare you?

 

Well go ahead.  Dare me to speak the truth.  I will and you should too.  If it takes risking looking like and idiot and having people laugh at you to wake people up, I think it is well worth it.

 

Don’t Kid Yourself!

Welcome to my brand new website.

June 5th, 2013 by Sheldon

Welcome to my new website.  At iamsheldon.com, you’ll be able to learn everything you ever thought you needed to know about comedian, actor, writer and producer Sheldon Anderson. That is I! My website features an array of videos, photos, blogs and other information. You can also stay up-to-date on all of my events by visiting my gig calendar. Be sure to subscribe to my calendar feed to get up to the minute updates on future shows. I’ve also linked my site to all of my external social networks, like Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. Be sure to check those sites out and join my networks.

You can see me on stage, each and every week at Room 5 in Los Angeles. Mention my name and you get in for FREE. For maps and other show related information, please visit my calendar.